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Post by Bazman on Mar 8, 2006 10:27:50 GMT
Stick em in a glass of water at night
Connect em to your tongue and pretend to be an alien out of er Alien
Attach a spring to em and throw them onto unsuspecting peoples noses
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Donkey
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Post by red on Mar 8, 2006 10:32:39 GMT
Ride it
Adopt one from a donkey sanctuary
Pin a tail on it
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A cardboard box
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Post by cam on Mar 8, 2006 10:35:38 GMT
live in it
make it into a house, car, garage
leave it in the rain to get all soggy
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a kipper
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Post by red on Mar 8, 2006 10:42:29 GMT
Smack your children round the head with it.
Hide it under somebody's desk
Eat it (bleeaaaaghhh)
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A post-it note
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Post by Bazman on Mar 8, 2006 10:46:17 GMT
Write a note on it!
Write 'Kick Me' on it and put it on someones back
Connect loads together and make a rather fetching pair of trousers
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Banana
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Post by SH4NX on Mar 8, 2006 11:26:07 GMT
Eat it
Use it as a sex aid
Take them to the Zoo and feed the monkeys
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Marbles
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Post by Stibnite on Mar 8, 2006 12:23:17 GMT
lose them
give them to a clown to use in a hilarious gag
play marbles and get beat by a 12 yr old
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a wheely bin
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Post by cam on Mar 8, 2006 13:20:02 GMT
put rubbish in it
hide in it and jump out at someone
set it on fire
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a cocktail umbrella
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Post by SH4NX on Mar 8, 2006 14:28:21 GMT
Put it in a drink
Take it from said drink and put in your hair (once your pissed)
Throw it back at the bartender and ask him "Do i look gay" ;D ( no offence intended )
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Garlic
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Post by cam on Mar 8, 2006 14:34:38 GMT
ward of vampires
hang round neck and pretend to be french
eat it... its good for you
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a broken paperclip
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Post by red on Mar 8, 2006 14:56:39 GMT
Fix it
Poke somebody with it
Throw it away because it's broken
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Duct tape
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Post by Biscitt on Mar 8, 2006 15:11:09 GMT
Duct tape! You can do a million things with duct tape.
In one statement duct tape holds my world together.
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Wonder bra
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Post by loz003 on Mar 8, 2006 15:23:30 GMT
Wonder Bra...what happens with Wonder Bra's is
"goods" are mis-sold
and the "customer" is left wanting more...
oh and you can....
push
squeeze
and most importantly...release!
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Rubix Cubes
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Post by cam on Mar 8, 2006 17:52:03 GMT
solve the puzzle
use as an ornament cos u cant solve it
give to the charity shop
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a rubber band ( a small one)
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Post by red on Mar 8, 2006 17:56:11 GMT
Flick it at someone you don't like
Start an elastic band ball
Wrap it tightly around a finger and see how long it takes for it to turn blue
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A matchstick
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