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Post by d0nniedarko on Oct 24, 2005 12:51:31 GMT
method of reducing feet wetness levels
substitute boomerang (only one minor flaw)
handy (or should that be footy) alternative to a sick bag
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pair of "MC Hammer" Gold larme Trousers
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Post by Biscitt on Mar 3, 2006 9:24:39 GMT
Who's MC Hammer? .... wear them  not wear them give them to charity ....... Umbrella |
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Post by fluffy on Mar 6, 2006 7:20:45 GMT
Keep dry in rain
turn upside down and use as a sailing boat
poke people
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spatula
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Post by Stibnite on Mar 6, 2006 9:20:14 GMT
Spread cream on a cake
scrape out a bowl of chocolate sauce
thwack someone
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turkey baster
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Post by SH4NX on Mar 6, 2006 10:43:46 GMT
Artificial Insemenation
Baste your Turkey
Squirt water at someone
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Computer
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Post by Stibnite on Mar 6, 2006 11:22:02 GMT
shanx glad we are on the same level ;D
play games
irritate people
world domination
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Chicken fillets
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Post by fluffy on Mar 6, 2006 12:35:32 GMT
cook and eat them
put them in your bra to make your boobs look bigger
wear them as earmuffs (or pretend to be Princess Leia)
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a table tennis paddle
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Post by red on Mar 6, 2006 12:47:49 GMT
Play table tennis
Use it to fan yourself
Spank somebody with it
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A cucumber
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Post by Biscitt on Mar 6, 2006 13:20:01 GMT
make a lamp by passing current through it use it to make holes in soil for seeds pleasure oneself by making a nice cucumber sandwich  ................................. Radio |
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Post by Acksaw on Mar 6, 2006 13:42:30 GMT
Listen to 'Spice Girls'
Remote control a world ending weapon
Show it to your grandad and explain thathis is what a wireless looks like nowadays
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Torque wrench
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Post by SH4NX on Mar 6, 2006 15:07:35 GMT
Tighten nut & bolts Use as a football rattle (ratchet sounds) hit someone annoying -------------------------------------------------- Stapler |
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Post by Stibnite on Mar 6, 2006 16:50:48 GMT
Staple paper
staple head while trying to be smart
lose it
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Traffic cone
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maine
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Post by maine on Mar 6, 2006 17:01:35 GMT
novelty head gear
student house ornament
aggravate motorists reducing motorways to 1 lane from 3.
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a jelly baby
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Post by WillyC3000 on Mar 6, 2006 17:14:03 GMT
eat
slap on someone's face
put on the floor to get stuck on someone's shoe
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hosepipe
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Post by SH4NX on Mar 7, 2006 10:33:49 GMT
Water garden
Swirl around head to make whistling noise
Hit people with it
Paper Clip
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