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Post by Stibnite on Mar 7, 2006 13:10:43 GMT
test pH meter (work joke)
hold together paper
accumulate in draw until you have 1/3 world supply of paperclips
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Post by SH4NX on Mar 7, 2006 13:27:08 GMT
Use on a car Make a swing Dump masses of them in a quiet country lane  Bicycle pump |
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Post by fluffy on Mar 7, 2006 13:40:58 GMT
pump up tyres
make farty type noises
use as a microphone whilst dancing round the lounge
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a light sabre
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Post by SH4NX on Mar 7, 2006 13:56:35 GMT
Pretend to be Luke Skywalker or any other Star Wars character.
Use to propegate plants ;D
Cut wood/metal or any other materials.
Chewbacca
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Post by fluffy on Mar 7, 2006 14:14:40 GMT
use as a loofa
a squidgy bean bag
shave pretty patterns onto him and pretend he's a giant poodle
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a water bomb
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Post by Mr Stuey on Mar 7, 2006 15:03:01 GMT
Drink it
Chuck it over the roof of your house from the back garden and pray it hits someone
Pretend you got breasts
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Post by fluffy on Mar 7, 2006 15:14:17 GMT
this is my old one....
ignore her and hope she goes away
catapult her to france (we've never liked them anyway)
put a poster of her face at the front of the channel tunnel. a sure fire way of stopping illegal immigrants
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a toilet roll
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Post by Mr Stuey on Mar 7, 2006 15:17:30 GMT
Wipe your Bum and/or Front Bum
Stick it up your nose
Sneeze into it
A Giraffe
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Post by fluffy on Mar 7, 2006 15:19:23 GMT
join its spots together
take it for a walk
use it to clean your guttering
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an anteater
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Post by Mr Stuey on Mar 7, 2006 15:25:05 GMT
Odopt it
Make it eat all the bugs in my garden
Tell the mother in law its a cat and let her have it
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A Maid
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Post by SH4NX on Mar 7, 2006 15:48:44 GMT
Dress her in a French maid outfit  Chase her around the house  Bend her over the back of the Sofa & give her what for ;D ------------------------------------------------------- Ikea flat packs |
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Post by Mr Stuey on Mar 7, 2006 18:48:51 GMT
Have 3 screws left over for spares
Spend 30 mins trying to fit it in your boot
Be proud and tell the wife " Look what i built "
Sock
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Post by cam on Mar 8, 2006 7:42:38 GMT
make a puppet
wear it
ball it up and throw it at someones head
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coaster
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Post by Agecroft 360 on Mar 8, 2006 8:13:55 GMT
the ultimate office frisbee
put it with the biscuits and see if some mistakes it for a rice cracker (we've all seen those ones right?)
god forbid rest your coffee mug on it
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A portrait of the queen
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Post by SH4NX on Mar 8, 2006 9:55:33 GMT
Build a shrine around it
Use it as a dart board
Put in a fields to scare the birds.
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False teeth
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