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Post by John Skorpanok on Mar 8, 2006 18:01:30 GMT
Make a model
Hold your eyes open
Set fire to a tramp, but in a nice way
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Spandex catsuit
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Post by Agecroft 360 on Mar 8, 2006 19:32:52 GMT
present it as a gift to your loved one
audition for a part in a musical
hide yor face at a fetish party
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KY Jelly
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Post by John Skorpanok on Mar 9, 2006 16:55:47 GMT
Nude Wrestling
Sex
Making things slippery
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A german person
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Post by fluffy on Mar 11, 2006 17:00:48 GMT
Make them bake cakes (Mmmm black forect gateau)
Make them make beer (mmmmmmmmmmmm)
Twang their Ladehosen
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A can of Anchor squirty cream
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Post by cam on Mar 11, 2006 18:20:35 GMT
squirt it all over brad pitt/ryan renyolds/other hunky man and lick of
squirt straight into mouth
have 2 cans and have a cream fight
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a pen lid
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Post by John Skorpanok on Mar 11, 2006 19:15:02 GMT
Make a whistling noise
Lose
Chew on
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Man boobs
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Post by fluffy on Mar 12, 2006 9:18:07 GMT
Wobble them whilst wearing tassles
tape them down
wax them
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A frozen chicken
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Post by John Skorpanok on Mar 12, 2006 10:24:35 GMT
Injure somebody
Catch food poison
Start an avian flu scare
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A Mirkin
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Post by Stibnite on Mar 13, 2006 10:19:58 GMT
Cover yourself up in an amusing style
use it as a fake beard
get your own Channel 4 series with your amusing collection of pubic wigs (Ok maybe living TV)
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belly button fluff
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Post by fluffy on Mar 14, 2006 7:58:54 GMT
save it then knit a jumper
pritstick it to your chin for the lastest on goatee fashion
make small pompoms to put on your shoes
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a stale (hard) french stick
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Post by Stibnite on Mar 14, 2006 11:29:11 GMT
make croutons
use as a sword
throw for the dog in an amusing fashion
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A KFC wet wipe
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Post by fluffy on Mar 14, 2006 18:58:03 GMT
.wipe your hands and face
.save up then put under that wobbly table leg
.take with you on a night out so you can slap any muggers round the face with them (ok it wont defend you but it will confuse the nadgers out of the muggers)
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A Brussel Sprout (not cooked)
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Post by Stibnite on Mar 15, 2006 8:44:06 GMT
Emergency replacement green ball for snooker
use for amusing pub table football antics
throw it at someone
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A crooked knitting needle
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Post by fluffy on Mar 20, 2006 17:39:44 GMT
convince your nextdoor neighbour its the latest in ariel systems
attatch to your head with blutack and pretend you are an alien
insert it into the backpassage of someone you REALLY dont like
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An eg cup
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Post by Stibnite on Mar 23, 2006 15:47:57 GMT
Add a G and make and egg cup Hold boiled egg steady while removing top use as an improvised booze measuring device --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A naff xbox360 head set  |
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