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Post by fluffy on Mar 24, 2006 7:56:22 GMT
Add a G and make and egg cup  (blows raspberry in stibs direction) Give it to fluff THEN give her your 360 as well add tassles, pics, glitter etc and voila, a babies mobile stop winging about it - at least you've got one --------------------------------------------------------------------- a helium filled balloon |
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Post by Stibnite on Mar 24, 2006 12:25:27 GMT
won't mention winging then ;D
amuse a child
lose it and then upset a child
use the contents to create a very silly voice
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A fairground goldfish
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Post by fluffy on Mar 26, 2006 17:43:31 GMT
won't mention winging then ;D ARSE shove it down stibs pants provide it with a straight jacket afterwards (poor fishy) use it as a new twist on whitebait ----------------------------------------------------------------- a soggy bog roll |
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Post by Stibnite on Mar 28, 2006 9:12:09 GMT
Complain to hotel manager who can't find another one :-(
Throw at overpaid primadonna's (sorry football players)
use as part of david hirst exhibition and sell it for millions
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An old shuttlecock
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Post by fluffy on Mar 28, 2006 10:09:34 GMT
use it as a sieve
stick it to your forehead and pretend to be a unicorn
stick it down your trousers to make your 'appendage' look bigger (blokes only ;D)
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a hose pipe
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Post by Stibnite on Mar 28, 2006 10:18:30 GMT
don't water your garnden if you live down south
chop it into 2 foot long bits and add to deep grass for amusing "its a snake" episodes
Use it as a drain for the dehumidifer as my feckin building at work has flooded again.
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A soggy carpet
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Post by fluffy on Mar 28, 2006 10:31:17 GMT
sprinkle with cress seeds and watch em grow...
add plenty of bubble bath then host a foam party
add more water and create your own indoor paddling pool
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a pair of tweezers
(stib - im becoming a tad worried at our imaginations lol)
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Post by Stibnite on Mar 28, 2006 11:22:46 GMT
(stib - im becoming a tad worried at our imaginations lol) I know but I am really bored........... pack them in your hand luggage and get them confiscated pluck eyebrows remove really painful splinter, cause you're an idiot who gardens without gloves  ----------------------------------------------------------------- An old dinky toy |
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Post by Biscitt on Mar 28, 2006 12:09:01 GMT
Motorise it cover it in brown felt set it running along the carpet and shout "RAT!"
Create a death trap by placing at the top of stairs.
Tape a firework to it and crash into a pile of other dinky toys and pretend you are on Burnout.
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a rubber glove
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Post by Stibnite on Mar 28, 2006 12:32:17 GMT
use to cover smoke detector so you can have a crafty fag on aircraft
Inflate and stick to head, paint red to appear similar to feathers mcgraw from the wrong trousers
do some washing up
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The big pile of work on my desk
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Post by cam on Mar 28, 2006 17:57:13 GMT
do the work
make paper airplanes
set fire to it and blame the voices
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a old pizza box
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Post by Stibnite on Mar 29, 2006 8:47:55 GMT
Collect more and use to form tribute to stonehenge (wonder if I still have the photo's)
Hope for snow and use as improv sled
throw it away
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A fat cat that needs to lose 0.5kg
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Post by cam on Mar 29, 2006 10:08:21 GMT
take it running with u
become a surgen and perform liposuction
make a reality tv show about fat pets..... oh no, been done
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the plastic disc that is in a coke lid
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Post by John Skorpanok on Mar 29, 2006 18:26:22 GMT
Flick it at someone in the hope of injuring them
Swallow it and sue Coca Cola
Play minature frisby
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Batmans Utility Belt
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Post by Stibnite on Mar 30, 2006 7:59:33 GMT
use it to fight crime in a very camp style
make it the highlight of your new coiuture collection
dig around see if he has left any change in it
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A roadkill pheasant
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