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Post by fluffy on Apr 7, 2006 7:48:20 GMT
slap it between 2 slices of bread and have a very odd sandwich
stick a pole up its bum and waft it round like a flag
give it a decent burial then get on with your life - its what it would have wanted.....
a BIG sausage
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Post by Biscitt on Apr 11, 2006 10:57:23 GMT
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Post by cam on Apr 11, 2006 11:03:54 GMT
ohh, how about;
fry it and eat it
act out a scene from Alo Alo
stitch it into someones clothing and let the dogs out
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a wall plug
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Post by zarathastra on Apr 13, 2006 13:07:51 GMT
use in walls
put scews in
fill holes
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ductape ( minus the fluffy white mouse )
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Post by SH4NX on Apr 13, 2006 14:14:12 GMT
Hold the hem of your jeans up. Shut up screaming kids Keep leaky pipes to gether  ------------------------------------------------ a can of tuna |
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Post by zarathastra on Apr 17, 2006 12:43:33 GMT
use it as a projected misslie
use it as a paper weight
use it to wedge open adoor
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belly button fluffy
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Post by Stibnite on May 15, 2006 8:19:08 GMT
collect it to make a pillow
flick it at irritating people on the tube
remove it and stare at a clean navel
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A spare half hour
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Post by Mr Stuey on May 15, 2006 10:02:20 GMT
waste it thinking about 3 things you could do with it
ponder life,the uninverse and everything
drink 3 pints
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Post by SH4NX on May 15, 2006 10:04:37 GMT
Try & download a 360 update
Have a quick game or two of GRAW (or any other game)
Talk to the wife for the first time in a week so she doesn't feel left out.
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Post by fluffy on May 19, 2006 6:49:58 GMT
eat it quick before the kids see it
plant it and hope it grows into a 'dodger' tree
throw it and pretend it's a space ship
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a frisbee
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Post by SH4NX on May 23, 2006 12:30:42 GMT
Throw it.
Use it as plant pot holder.
Eat you dinner off it when all your plate are dirty & you can't be bothered to wash up.
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A staple gun
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Post by Stibnite on May 30, 2006 11:10:30 GMT
Staple head in amusing fashion while looking to see if there are any staples left
Staple plastic sheet over hole in wall while idiot passer's by ask what you are doing.
Have amusing staple gun fight.
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a pointless and useless work colleague
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Post by SH4NX on May 31, 2006 8:37:18 GMT
Abuse him/her verbally until they resign
Appoint them chief tea maker
Just sack them on the spot
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What would you do with a wind sock
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Post by Stibnite on May 31, 2006 9:46:24 GMT
err measure wind direction
lose it in the washing machine (you always lose one!)
use it to cover up previously mentioned work colleague
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a poster named dick
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Post by SH4NX on May 31, 2006 10:46:44 GMT
Ignore him
Ban him
Try and post more drivel than him ;D
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