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Post by Stibnite on Jun 1, 2006 9:32:02 GMT
call him dave in an amusing fashion feed him to the little people (can't spell leprechaun? ) Buy him a pint and hope he doesn't shoot you on BA -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- a large box of spinach plants
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Post by SH4NX on Jun 3, 2006 8:36:02 GMT
Plant them Cook them with some pasta Have a cooked spinach fight ------------------------------------------------------ Shopping trolley
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Post by Stibnite on Jun 4, 2006 17:38:29 GMT
DUmp in a river use in an amusing race go shopping
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A slightly pink shirt (originally white, until washed by wife after red carpet)
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CPT Pugwash
Getting Comfortable
I've lost my ship!!??
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Post by CPT Pugwash on Jun 22, 2006 12:01:17 GMT
Wear it ? Burn it Use it as a duster
A Wife
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Post by Stibnite on Jun 22, 2006 15:17:28 GMT
Buy her a nice meal get her some flowers find some other way to creep in case she reads the forum over my shoulder ;D
a small pile of hedge clippings
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Post by Cpt Bartholomew on Jun 22, 2006 15:59:55 GMT
I'm off to the gym now so see you all on LIVE later
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Post by zarathastra on Jul 10, 2006 12:43:05 GMT
pile up and sell for thousends are modern art use a mulch put on the bonfire
belly button fluff
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Post by Stibnite on Jul 11, 2006 12:40:18 GMT
save it up and stuff a pillow pick at it hide it
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A soiled gym sock
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Post by UNKAL on Jul 11, 2006 15:03:58 GMT
sniff it wash it make a sock puppet ----------------------
a broken pc mouse
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Post by red on Jul 24, 2006 15:22:50 GMT
Fix it Bin it Swing it around and throw it at somebody ----------------------
A marble
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Post by Biscitt on Jul 26, 2006 10:01:12 GMT
Play allies wiv it. To replace the little ball in the mouse trap game usually resulting in total demolition . Use as a false eye. ------------------------- Baby oil
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Post by red on Jul 26, 2006 11:10:14 GMT
Oil a baby ;D Use as massage oil Give to somebody as a birthday present ------------------------- A drinking straw
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Post by Stibnite on Oct 17, 2006 11:55:03 GMT
get drunk quickly twist into a straw puppet use as a pea shooter ----------------------------------------------------
A tickle me elmo
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Post by Mr Stuey on Oct 26, 2006 23:14:41 GMT
Tickle Him Steal his batteries for something more useful Use him with the Vision camera for your gamerpic
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A toenail
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2006 7:13:26 GMT
Clip it
eat it
try to fill that gap between the sofa cushions with it
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A flat tyre
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