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Post by Veritas aMp on Mar 21, 2007 14:58:22 GMT
Pluck its wings Pluck its legs Eat it  A Raindeer |
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Post by CAM3L on Mar 21, 2007 15:06:07 GMT
Shoot it.
Milk it.
Hire it out to Garden Centres at Christmas.
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An empty crisp packet.
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Post by ShadowMan on Mar 21, 2007 15:29:29 GMT
add it to your first aid kit - in case of hyper-ventilation...
use it as a rain jacket for your pet guinea pig...
placate your eco-conscience and recycle it...
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a pyramid
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Post by CAM3L on Mar 21, 2007 15:52:21 GMT
Keep your slaves occupied while building it.
Somewhere to put your Pharaoh.
Keep your razorblades sharp (apparently?)
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Drawing pin
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Post by ShadowMan on Mar 21, 2007 16:17:55 GMT
obviously having a busy afternoon....
place it discreetly on someone's chair... *Muuhahahahah*
create a a mini spinning-top...
makes ideal garden furniture for fairies... (or so I've heard)
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a sunflower
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Post by CAM3L on Mar 21, 2007 16:55:46 GMT
Feed the birds.
A crude compass.
Run your car. (diesel)
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A traffic cone.
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Post by DarthLawl on Mar 23, 2007 12:56:19 GMT
Stick it on your head
Use it as a loud hailer
Breed it.
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PS3
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Post by ShadowMan on Mar 23, 2007 14:38:52 GMT
run up a large credit card bill...
pay over the odds for a console...
believe the hype...
(was that a little too harsh?)
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a feather
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Post by mabozaritchie on Mar 23, 2007 14:39:41 GMT
sell it on ebay
deep fry it
take out a second mortgage(to buy one)
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a sand castle
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Post by mabozaritchie on Mar 23, 2007 14:40:16 GMT
oops beat me to ps3
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Post by metshaz on Apr 1, 2007 0:22:18 GMT
Alway have a pair, but never wear them
Grow plants
Throw
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Thermos Flask
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Post by DarthLawl on Apr 2, 2007 9:50:22 GMT
Keep your tomato soup hot.
Keep you beer cold.
Stick a few cardboard fins to it and pretend it's a missile.
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A Tardis
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Post by unionjackhunter on Apr 10, 2007 18:54:49 GMT
Go back in time and get last Saturdays winning lottery numbers.
Send your Mother-In-Law to another dimension.
Use the extra space inside as a bedroom when people visit.
Candle
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Post by Veritas aMp on Apr 12, 2007 6:32:53 GMT
Play sex games with it Dress up as a nurse and pretend your Florence Nightingale Sit round it and sing songs Pair of Tights |
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Post by mabozaritchie on Aug 27, 2007 17:00:01 GMT
wear them on head to rob a bank wear on legs sniff?  a wii |
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