BEER

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BEER
Last month, the National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones
in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens)
and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. Beer contains female
Hormones.

To test the theory 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period.



It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

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Sept 15, 2008 9:08:24 GMT o R 0 G U E o said:

BEER
Last month, the National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones
in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens)
and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. Beer contains female
Hormones.

To test the theory 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period.



It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

A late update from the university:

they've also researched the physical effects on women that have had a few too many, a difficult research program because girlie alchohol contains several different hormones and even swilling lager can't do the same as for men.

1. voicebox amplifier deploys.
2. libido over-activates causing their guidance system to direct them towards the wrong husband.
3. dormant memory cells holding information of husband's past errors switch on and link up with 1.
4. information pulses to leg controllers become severely corrupted.
5. the information from 4 is redirected to the arms, switching to violence mode with improved accuracy.
6. finally, the over-stimulated senses (except for stomach reaction) close down causing total collapse and the voice box becomes incoherent due to over-use in 1 & 5.
7. interestingly, unlike the male, urination can be performed from any position.