Put downs

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Don't you know that you're depriving a village some where of an idiot?

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronouce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

I'm not being rude.You're just insignificant.

I wish I could buy you for what you're worth and sell you for what you think you're worth.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Thank you. We are all refreshed and challanged by your unique point of view.

I will always cherise the initial misconceptions I had of you.

How about never? Is that good enough for you?

You sound reasonable ~ time to up my medication.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.