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Post by gentleman on Jul 6, 2008 20:36:29 GMT
Dear all,
I think I'd be a credit to your team. I can hold an Xbox controller with a reasonably firm grip; I have opposable thumbs; I hardly ever kill all the members of my own team - well, you can only do that once, can't you?
I can bring my own supply of cans of whup-arse to a game of CoD4, GTA IV, GRAW 2. Not Halo though. Oh no.
If you want to jump me through some hoops, or simply admire my thick, lustrous coat, send me a message and we'll take it from there. I don't know if there's an eligibility criteria or what..
To paraphrase the great man Homer J, I'm tired of being a wannabe Blueblood - I want to be a Blueblood!
Is this good enough?
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Post by starbuck251 on Jul 6, 2008 21:17:53 GMT
lol!!! You are a very funny guy! I think your skills sound fab too!  |
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Post by skyshadow5 on Jul 6, 2008 23:38:27 GMT
Sounds like the right credentials, but, can you blow yourself up with a grenade whilst still convinced it is heading towards the enemy?
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Post by Lizziekins on Jul 7, 2008 8:10:19 GMT
Nearly. Being able to commit suicide at least once a game is preferred Welcome |
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Post by FURSTY F3RR3T on Jul 7, 2008 10:22:53 GMT
Welcome.
Sounds like you'll fit in just fine...pour yourself a comfy chair and relax into a of mug of Horlicks.
Chuck us an FR and I'll see you on Live soon!
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Post by OutcastDai San on Jul 7, 2008 12:07:45 GMT
send me a fr also and will look forward to getting fragged by you on live
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Post by DarthLawl on Jul 7, 2008 12:49:21 GMT
I hardly ever kill all the members of my own team - well, you can only do that once, can't you? Once?! Is that all? Most of us have killed our own teammates and ourselves (that includes our own team mates who just happen to be standing close when the grenade goes off!) on multiple occasions... maybe you are too good? Hmm..... Send me a friend request and we'll find out. "Whup-Arse!" You say. As a collective we haven't got that much "Whup Arse!" In fact I spend most of my evenings begging for a cup of WA from my neighbour. I usually get the door slammed in my face, "Whup-Arse!" is welcome here. In fact I'm most impressed by your UK spelling of "Arse!" |
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Post by Biscitt on Jul 7, 2008 16:32:13 GMT
Sounds like the right credentials, but, can you blow yourself up with a grenade whilst still convinced it is heading towards the enemy? ;D |
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Post by gentleman on Jul 7, 2008 19:01:53 GMT
Sounds like the right credentials, but, can you blow yourself up with a grenade whilst still convinced it is heading towards the enemy? Hmm. You're a pretty demanding lot. I'm beginning to feel out of my depth. Would you settle for somebody who, in a particularly hectic game of deathmatch on the Shipment level of CoD4, could respawn on their own martyrdom? Come on - that's gotta be worth something! I thank you all for your kind words of demotivation. Glad to see a steady lowering of the bar of expectations. I hope you don't admit any old dross that comes knocking on your website door. This is creeping eerily towards that old Groucho Marx maxim... FRs will be out in the post. |
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Post by OutcastDai San on Jul 8, 2008 12:18:32 GMT
respawning on martyrdom is a good start but getting killed by same airstrike twice is good as well ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2008 9:29:07 GMT
just jumping head first out of a window to your death in RB6 Vegas worked for me
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Post by DarthLawl on Jul 14, 2008 13:36:09 GMT
That works for me.... Blummin' ropes....
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Post by gentleman on Jul 14, 2008 19:16:56 GMT
Lots of fine, interesting suggestions here. I believe that CoD4 actually has an achievement involving falling to your death from a high height. Not one of the hardest achievements to master; probably not a real achievement at all, unlike, say, driving for ten seconds without crashing in Burnout Paradise..
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Post by Biscitt on Jul 14, 2008 19:59:25 GMT
Hmm. You're a pretty demanding lot. I'm beginning to feel out of my depth. Would you settle for somebody who, in a particularly hectic game of deathmatch on the Shipment level of CoD4, could respawn on their own martyrdom? Come on - that's gotta be worth something! Now that is class. ;D |
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