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Post by UNKAL on Jun 19, 2008 15:59:36 GMT
Following on from mine and Rogue's comedic efforts at funny real life achievements I'd like to announce the official real life achievements thread is now open...
Allow me to get the ball rolling:
Unlocked - H2O
Drink your recommended 2 litres of water during office hours
Unlocked - Urine4trouble
Go to the loo so many times (as a result of the above) that people round the office think you have a urinary tract infection.
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Post by o R 0 G U E o on Jun 19, 2008 16:14:53 GMT
Unlocked - Flushed Away
Use every toilet in the whole building and don't flush
*apparently we have people in our office who can do this*
Unlocked - Video Conned-ference
Find at least one video-conference facility that actually works without calling IM for help
Unlocked - Permanent pens
Accidentally write on a white board with a permanent marker
Unlocked - Office doughnut
Blag a free doughnut from the deli bar or do something blatantly stupid at work.
*Either will unlock the achievement*
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Post by OutcastDai San on Jun 20, 2008 15:34:40 GMT
locked shopping spree - going food shopping with wife/husband/partner and getting away with putting goodies for yourself in trolley with no argument
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Post by starbuck251 on Jun 20, 2008 20:18:07 GMT
Unlocked: Puffed Out - don't use the lift at work...use the stairs instead (over 4 floors or higher)
Locked: Tea Totalled - drink 5 cups of tea at the office without making any yourself (effictivly - skive the brew round!)
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Post by Biscitt on Jul 2, 2008 1:08:00 GMT
Locked - Toilet Trained Successfully train the man of the house to put the toilet seat down when he's done. This takes a lifetime to achieve only being possible when the aforemention is too old and frail to stand or has undergone some major surgery.  Unlocked - Summer Holiday Come up with 5 different excuses to be out of the office "on site" on a sunny day. |
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Post by Biscitt on Jul 2, 2008 17:23:38 GMT
Unlocked - No Woolly Undies Think of 5 excuses to stay in the office when you should be out on site on a cold, wet, miserable day.  |
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Post by mabozaritchie on Jul 6, 2008 22:36:37 GMT
granny/family member(sorry) dead .manage to pull a sicky with full pay and everyone feeling sorry for you ( maybe even a lift) 1000 points(again sorry ,couldn't resist)
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Post by Biscitt on Jul 16, 2008 15:14:32 GMT
Locked - Sad Git's Top Trump - 1000pts Have all the Claymores on your friends list. ( NB: When I say have I mean all the names appear on ones friends list and nothing else ok!) I have 2. Does anyone know how many there are? |
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Post by o R 0 G U E o on Jul 16, 2008 15:34:19 GMT
:oUnlocked (today at Nokia) - Right turn Clyde - 250 points Successfully turn right at a left-turn only junction, and go across and straddle the central reservation.  Locked - Police Hump(ed) - 750 points unlocked only if "Right Turn Clyde" is unlocked, and you manage to escape the police intervention. Unfortunately this person didn't quite manage the 1000 points. |
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Post by Biscitt on Jul 16, 2008 15:48:25 GMT
That is class.  |
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Post by UNKAL on Jul 21, 2008 10:20:12 GMT
LOL nice one Rogue.
Do you work at Nokia?
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Post by o R 0 G U E o on Jul 21, 2008 10:59:29 GMT
Yup
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Post by Lizziekins on Jul 21, 2008 11:06:16 GMT
Complete 4 years service @ BFI: 40 points
*ping*
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