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Post by BigGinge101 on Jun 30, 2005 10:24:11 GMT
i was reading the recommendations thread and I think cam is onto something so I've started this thread where people can put some of their fav film quotes. I'll Start with a couple that need no introduction: "Go Ahead, punk. Make my day." "Here's Johnny!" And here's one that I just like from Winston Wolf in Pulp Fiction: "If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car." (As you may have guessed, Ive seen this a few times  ) |
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Post by dvdstore on Jun 30, 2005 10:27:56 GMT
"We are goin to need a bigger boat".... love that film  |
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Post by cam on Jun 30, 2005 10:35:01 GMT
toto, ive got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore...wizard of oz
show me the money...jerry maguire
you cant handle the truth...few good men
ill be back...terminator
i see dead people...sixth sense
get the fu*k otta here...bevely hills cop
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses....blues brothers
Yippy-ki-yay mother-fu*ka...die hard
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Post by dvdstore on Jun 30, 2005 10:40:03 GMT
"You best believe in ghost stories Miss Turner...Your in one..." Pirates of the Carb
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Post by cam on Jun 30, 2005 10:43:55 GMT
ok, had to look this one up..its a bit long but makes me laugh when watching it, its from dogma
Loki: That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The Walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buda, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god Lord Ganesha. Now, that takes care of your Eastern religions. Now, the Carpenter, which is obviously a reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son. He represents the Western religions. Now, in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They dup all these oysters into following them, and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en mass. Now, I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths, based on mythological figures insures the destruction of ones inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions, out of, out of fear of some intangible parent figure that shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, "Do it . . . do it and I'll fu**in' spank you!"
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Post by MightyClam on Jun 30, 2005 11:15:53 GMT
Leia: I love you
Han Solo: I Know
coolest man in the world!
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Post by BigGinge101 on Jun 30, 2005 11:22:50 GMT
"Right turn Clyde" - Any Which Way But Lose
"Save Ferris" - Ferris Beulers Day Off
"The things you own end up owning you" - Fight Club
"You have 30 seconds to comply" - Robocop
"Welcome to the real world" - The Matrix
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Apocalypse Now
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Post by billdoor67 on Jul 1, 2005 5:57:59 GMT
Absofuckinglutely bob - the inmate commentators in the remake of mean machine.
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Post by plutonicoggy on Jul 2, 2005 18:17:36 GMT
ooooooooo aaaaaaaaaah.....tacky french music.....ooo aaah ooh aah oo ah oh ah oh ah aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Can't remember what it was called but it was a good film....lol lol lol lol ;D ;D ;D
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Post by SuperLeeds on Jul 28, 2005 20:42:11 GMT
"When you do it, you're thinking about guys." - Rufus, Dogma
"Mongo only pawn, in game of life" - Blazing Saddles
"I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?" - Grosse Pointe Blank
"Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!" - Ash, Evil Dead II
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." Star Wars
"Ugh. I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" - Empire Strikes BAck
Kelly Scott : "You got to fire your big gun. Did it meet your expectations?"
Sheriff Keough : "Overrated."
Lake Placid
"As your mother tells you, and my mother certainly told me, it is important, she always used to say, always to try new things." - Hannibal
"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me." - Predator
"Warriors, come out to play-ay." - The Warriors
I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind. I trusted you, Karen." Eddie then pulls a bullet out of his skull (played by the ship's doctor on Star Trek Voyager), The Howling
"When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub." - Trading Places
Sorry, couldn't help the inuendoes in the Star Wars films.
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Post by solidfunkninja on Aug 8, 2005 11:35:00 GMT
Patrick Bateman: Ask me a question.
Daisy: What do you do?
Patrick Bateman: I'm into... well murders and executions mostly.
Daisy: Do you like it?
Patrick Bateman: It depends. Why?
Daisy: Because most guys I know who work with mergers and acquisitions really don't like it
-American Psycho
And some from one of my favourite movies, Jay and Silent Bob Strike back:
Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.
Jay: What buzz?
Holden: The Internet buzz.
Jay: What the fuck is the Internet?
Miramax Security Guard Gordon: Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup.
Echo Base: [over Gordon's walkie talkie] I thought that was a 10-82.
Miramax Security Guard Gordon: No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer.
Echo Base: [slightly amused] Oh, that Affleck! Backup on the way...
Jay: Hey, wait a second! Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie!
Jason Biggs: You see! It's never "Hey! You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! I'm HAUNTED by it!
James Van Der Beek: You put your dick in a pie!
Jay: Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy
[points to Silent Bob]
Jay: will suck your dick off if you let us go.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual.
Jay: How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Alright.
[takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Make it fast and sexy.
Jay: [to Silent Bob] It's either this or jail. And you know what they do to you in jail.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: I was a guard. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party".
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Post by hobbes on Aug 8, 2005 13:47:09 GMT
"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
from clerks
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Post by BigGinge101 on Aug 9, 2005 13:12:32 GMT
Just watced Evil Dead II again and there are a couple of real gems: "There's someone in my fruit cellar!" and the indispensable "GROOVY!!"  |
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Post by Stibnite on Aug 9, 2005 13:57:34 GMT
army of darkness does it for me over evil dead.
"shop smart ........shop S-mart"
And recently remembered little film called road to wellville abut Dr Kellog and his sanitorium, much toilet humour.
Dr. Kellogg ... "Take Mr. Lightbody immediately to the yogurt room and give him fifteen gallons!"
Matthew Broderick as William Lightbody ... "Oh no, no, I can't eat 15 gallons of yogurt!"
Dr. Kellogg ... "Oh, it's not going in THAT end, Mr. Lightbody!"
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Post by solidfunkninja on Aug 9, 2005 15:04:47 GMT
"army of darkness does it for me over evil dead."
Couldn't agree more...
Listen up you primitive apes! See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?
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