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Post by Veritas aMp on Mar 21, 2007 11:55:25 GMT
Ok i got you one and it be hard i think ;D
First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's all we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these guys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors right now: These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we have two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been "serial-crushed by some huge friggin' guy".
hehe ok it not one line but i think you need the help??
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Post by desvergeh on Mar 21, 2007 17:20:41 GMT
Geez that is tricky.
Going on the angel angle (anagrams ftw) I have two guesses, but I don't think either is right -
Dogma
A Life Less Ordinary
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Post by ShadowMan on Mar 21, 2007 18:16:37 GMT
a GREAT film.... The Boondock Saints!
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Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "what happended to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering "how come the kids don't call?" By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call Mama. Any questions?
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Post by Veritas aMp on Mar 22, 2007 6:25:02 GMT
Nice one Shadowman
Big easter egg for you ;D
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Post by Veritas aMp on Mar 22, 2007 6:28:25 GMT
;D i watched it last night mate is it
City slickers ;D
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Post by UNKAL on Mar 22, 2007 17:03:00 GMT
OK well here's a true one liner
"This one's for you Chappy!"
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Post by ShadowMan on Mar 22, 2007 17:13:17 GMT
OK well here's a true one liner "This one's for you Chappy!" nothing like a bit of classic cheese....  |
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Post by UNKAL on Mar 22, 2007 17:23:37 GMT
Nice one Shadow!
Some mates and I had a 80's action cheesefest weekend a few weeks ago. Iron Eagle, Action Jackson (actually quite good), ROBOTJOX (truly awful!) and to finish off in true style Commando (the uncut verison).
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Post by ShadowMan on Mar 22, 2007 17:32:34 GMT
man - sounds like my kind of retro weekend....
and nice of you to include some of the earlier Arnie work in there - there are some great cheesy one-liners from that film..., "I eat Green Berets for breakfast, and right now I'm very hungry"
ok - here's one for you guys...
"I like these calm little moments before the storm"
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Post by SuperLeeds on Mar 22, 2007 19:43:58 GMT
Leon
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Post by ShadowMan on Mar 23, 2007 12:22:56 GMT
well done SuperLeeds ;D (quite possibly my favourite film of all time!)  No women, no kids, that's the rules! |
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Post by oneshot on Apr 21, 2007 15:16:12 GMT
First thing i'm gonna do when i get home is punch your momma in da mouth!
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Post by dingussae on Apr 21, 2007 20:31:03 GMT
Smokey & The Bandit  How about ... "You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges" |
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Post by CAM3L on Apr 24, 2007 14:04:44 GMT
Addams Family Values, (thought Raul Julia was great as Gomez ;D)
OK next......
I don't know, there probably never was a little girl in the first place. The point of the story isn't the little girl, the point of the story is they robbed a bank with a telephone.
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Post by ShadowMan on Apr 24, 2007 15:01:01 GMT
What a Great film....!!! Pulp Fiction
A particular favourite of mine, especially with Christopher Walken's monologue....
"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his a$$. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
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