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Post by LordOfKaos207 on Dec 20, 2006 10:26:55 GMT
I'm starting to think I should start a petition to get Microsoft to start an underachievements points system for gamers such as myself (past their prime, various injuries that we can blame poor performance on, etc).
My suggestions for R6V are:
Friendly Fire - managing to shoot a member of your own team at least 5 times in a session (I'm sure to get this one).
Startled Bunny - For the time when you're in a survival match, wondering where the hell everyone is, you suddenly come across someone and then completely fail to shoot them.
Does My Bum Look Big In This - Using the cover system on a corner (ohh so very clever) but forgetting that you're backside is presenting a tempting target to anyone wondering around behind you (ooh err missus).
Bullet Silhouette - Unloading a full magazine at someone but still managing to completely miss them.
Any other suggestions?
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Post by CAM3L on Dec 20, 2006 10:52:43 GMT
lol, I'm glad I'm not the only one. I don't play R6V (yet - Santa willing?) but while playing COD3 I could have: "He's behind you!" - Set yourself up in a good sniping position and get shot in the back by an unsuspected attacker while you survey the horizon through the scope blissfully unaware of whats happened. also "When your ready" - Spend so long lining up a shot that your opponent spots you and kills you instantly. (I blame the Lag  ) |
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Guru Suunto
Getting Comfortable
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
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Post by Guru Suunto on Dec 20, 2006 11:15:49 GMT
Also lol.
Definitely not the only ones out there. GOW, I should change my gamer tag to BAIT, always the first to be killed. I should get points for spending more time as a spectator.
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Post by LordOfKaos207 on Dec 20, 2006 13:49:00 GMT
Ahhh. Sniper rifles. Took one out to play with last night on Vegas (the killing house is probably the wrong place to use one) and kept getting shot by people I could barely see with a plain assault rifle (or more likely a pistol).
If only they'd keep still...
Guru...we could name it "Just Looking Underachievement".
Also thought of another one:
"Goldfish Syndrome" - getting caught out by the same tactic more than once. Usually Biscitt and her grenades....I'd swear they're heat seeking or something.
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Post by Biscitt on Dec 20, 2006 14:49:39 GMT
The 'Wanna Be A Killer' achievement in sharpshooter i.e. everytime you achieve zero kills to 10 deaths you rank up or should that be down.
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Getting Comfortable
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
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Post by Guru Suunto on Dec 20, 2006 16:21:12 GMT
Club Zero, or the splattered locust ( although it sounds like a pub name).
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Post by Mr Stuey on Jan 16, 2007 13:55:37 GMT
" Its my Ball !! " - awared for turning the xbox off after being beaten in any game by your offspring.
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Post by LordOfKaos207 on Jan 16, 2007 14:53:19 GMT
" Its my Ball !! " - awared for turning the xbox off after being beaten in any game by your offspring. I've got a year or so left until I'll get that one (he's only six). |
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Post by mabozaritchie on Jan 20, 2007 1:15:52 GMT
running round a corner and get blown up by everyones rpg
blowing yourself up with a grenade
managing to get your self knocked down by a car
not being able to find anyone at all !!!!
get called bitch by at least 10 american teenagers in 1 session
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Post by LordOfKaos207 on Jan 20, 2007 8:48:26 GMT
running round a corner and get blown up by everyones rpg blowing yourself up with a grenade managing to get your self knocked down by a car not being able to find anyone at all !!!! get called bitch by at least 10 american teenagers in 1 session Wow, that's a pretty good list, thinking of titles like: 1) Now you see me, Now you don't (cos I'm dead) 2) Self-sacrifice beyond the call of duty (no, really) 3) This isn't Frogger 4) Ultimate Stealth 5) Friendly Fire(?) |
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Post by SuperLeeds on Jan 20, 2007 23:01:35 GMT
On COD3 there could be the "They're not dead" achievement when you run into a room and see dead bodies, turn around and it wasn't a corpse it was someone lying down... with a big gun.
I was also the second in a chain of 4 chainsawings in GOW, not to mention very messy. Very impressive.
Ah, Nip Tuck is over, the telly is mine. Muha ha ha.
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Post by LordOfKaos207 on Jan 23, 2007 10:20:14 GMT
New one from last night of Vegas:
"What does this button do?" - got all confused and managed to frag both myself and Charmed (I think) with 10 seconds of the game starting.
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Post by LordOfKaos207 on Jan 30, 2007 9:07:05 GMT
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Post by Maxx Reloaded on Jan 30, 2007 9:44:37 GMT
Thats pretty cool
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Post by knikki91 on Feb 7, 2007 13:11:01 GMT
Watch and catch the rocket: Happened to me three games in a row on GoW Missed: Point blank range and missed with the boomer GoW *()&%$ button: completly missing the button to mellee with and have you character dance all over the place GoW Cock-Up Reload: hit the reload button while in a close fight with shotguns GoW Taken from behind: chasing some one only to get blasted from behind by a shotgun close range GoW Just realised I should try another game online other than Gears  |
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